pulled a sheldon

being a prick

Don pulled a sheldon when he told on jack for calling him an idiot

dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

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Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich

1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?

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Pulling A Sheldon

when a boyfriend is "talking" to a girl that isn't his girlfriend

girlfriend: "Oh my god! my boyfriend is cheating on me! look at the texts he sent to this other girl!"

friend: "wow, that bitch pulling a sheldon."

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joel sheldon

very sexy person

hi sexy joel sheldon

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Young Sheldon

if aids was a sitcom, it'd be this one.

A: I always wondered how aids would be as a sitcom.
B: Go look it up. It's called Young Sheldon and is running on CBS.

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Walking Lord Sheldon

Code for some kind of weird sex act

I was on my way to the park, and I was walking Lord Sheldon

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