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A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!
Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
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Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.
My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
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living the sheltered life is pretty much being the lamest kid EVER! like it entails that you are a chupmunck and basically the lamest kid ever. you don't leave the confines of your room to go outside, you stay in your house and watch anime all the time. You read manga and watch that hentai(DON'T CLICK IT) and get off from that. The only time you will probably leave the house is to wither go to boy scouts or game stop. And i love game stop. just not with all the chupmuncks and lame-o's there. You know nothing about anything, like sex or drugs or anything. You live like a little Christian boy or girl. the way to figure out if a friend is living the sheltered life is to ask them "Are you living the sheltered life?" if their answer is "What?" or "huh?", then you should probably tell them that they are living that sheltered life. if their answer is "no." or "AWW HELL NAW!"then your friend is safe from living that sheltered life. you should probably help your friend who is living the sheltered life NOT live the sheltered life by taking them to the club and moving them into society so they can be healthy, normal people.
livin' that sheltered life
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A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.
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1. Broke and nearly homeless pussy, The female version of what TLC calls a scrub. 2. Pussy that has been negleglected and not stroked in ages.
My homies just want to get some before they deploy so they are out looking for horny shelter cats.
a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.