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Acronym for the process of copulation that is sideways, hard, in the fae, twice. Normally involves a friends relation
I gave it to Tim's sister SHIFT.
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A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.
TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!
CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!
TOM : well played ....
CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
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That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
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The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
The action of masturbating with a group of males or by yourself.
"hey, what did you end up doing last night?"
"oh, I got bored and took a great shift."
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For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Working a 3 hour shift at your job.
Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week
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