Shifty Yemenite

a jew that descends from yemen but settles in great neck ny (see sneaky yemenite) who also takes up FIFA 10 for PS3. Shifty yemenites usually win by shady moves and bullshit calls by Jew referees.

Tony: Should I play Roi in Fifa 10 tonight?

Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.

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Drip-shifty

the mindset/dispositions one adopts upon ingestion of the psychoactive drug LSD, assuming that he/she is a cool dude.

I got straight Drip-Shifty at that McKenzie river kid! Yadadamean?

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shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

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shifty eyes

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty

I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.

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Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.

When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"