Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...
28π 11π
To perform a very difficult or precarious task.
"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."
5π 1π
Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.
Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist β¦ βDo you think Iβve paid all that money to shit over a stick!β
Variation of Hot shit that my grandfather picked up during WWII and subsequently used on me when I thought I was being cool.
βBoy you think youβre hot shit on a stick donβt you?β
Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.
6π 4π
The phrase βlike shits on a stickβ is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.
*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*