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used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.
Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground
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Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this
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A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.
Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
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1) Is This Real?
2) this is a Problem
Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch
When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"
"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"
a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.
it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.