That shit don't fly with me

used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.

Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground

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my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

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Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

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shit on me

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.

Eww you shit on me.

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

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