Hawaiian Shitbox

Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.

The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.

To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.

John

I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.

Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.

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Shitbox Sheriff

Toilet attendant with an attitude problem

Check out the Shitbox Sheriff thinking he's all that with his fake aftershave.

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shitbox 360

To the other guy: yes xbox 360 arcade CAN play basic xbox games as long as you have a hard drive and its not shit.


Definition to Shitbox 360: some pointless name a ps3 fanboy made up that sucks and it a lame comeback.

"Hey look at my shitbox 360, it does a hell of a lot better job than my gaystation 3".

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Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

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Clapped Out Shitbox

A truck bought by your mommy and daddy that’s got a shitty exhaust you can’t afford to fix. They would only pay for half the lift kit so you said fuck it and slapped it on the front with some 22’s.

There’s that’s faggot in his clapped out shitbox

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tongue jacking the shitbox

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

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rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).

I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.