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An opinion concerning another's mental wellness.
"That fucker's crazier than a shithouse rat."
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Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.
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An incomprehensibly crazy person.
NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.
The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."
Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!
I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.
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A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
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An exclamation of frustration
I guess my computer has decided to stop having a "turn off" option. Well, shithouse mouse, I'll just have to let the battery run down.
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A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.
His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.
Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?
Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?
Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
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A dirty, despicable, low-down, cunning and deceitful stunt to pull on someone or something
What a shithouse trick the Japs pulled on the 7th December when bombing Pearl Harbour!
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