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When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation
Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".
Man, I've gotta get shituated.
Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.
I got shituated in preparation for my big one.
to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.
I needed a moment to get shituated.
Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.
When you know where the toilets is.
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When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
A situation that is shitty. Can be used literally when referring to feces. Can also be used to describe a situation you are not pleased to be in.
Peering at the kitty litter box, "I need to take care of this shituation."
Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"