When a lad leaves lads for his bird
he left us for his bird the shmuck
A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.
Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.
Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.
a mariya
person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN
person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean
person 3: a shmuck
Like if someone does something dumb they are a shmuck but if they are a waffle then they are a shmuck just like Toby D
Oscar: yo wut up homie
Toby: G don’t speak to me like that
Oscar:wtf why u being a shmuck