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hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug
hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)
National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P
Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!
September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is
Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day
A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-
(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people
Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)