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A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing
Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen
Person 2: Don’t all Simons?
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Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan
Simon is a really great friend :)
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Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!
Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"
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He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard
Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard
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