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fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.

hey fuck me twice sit me down.

by k hoff July 1, 2008

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Sit down

To shut up and stop talking.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Sit down

by AstroIsOffline January 14, 2022


SIT DOWN!

An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.

*Noobinator69 has just picked a fight with MLGPro 360 and lost*

MLGPro360: SIT DOWN!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 27, 2021


sit-down

Among some lower-socio-economic segments of society in the South, a polite way of saying "using the toilet to defecate", which is generally considered much politer than more common expressions such as "taking a shit".

Student/inmate in a juvenile reform school to his dorm supervisor: Can I use the restroom?
Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?

by Mild7 March 1, 2021


Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.

Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!

by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019


Sit-down Comedy

A joke that is so bad it's funny.

That joke is was so bad, it could be considered sit-down comedy

by rayz1459 June 29, 2022


Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.

"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"

by Cydetrini November 6, 2023