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The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.
I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.
A girl that makes you bacon in the morning.
Yo, Sizzle Bitch, make me breakfast.
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when you get sunburnt on your whang
i went out to malaga and got pizzle sizzle, it hurt like a crab on the dongle
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An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.
Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.
A vague definition that can be used for any occasion...
Someone hands you designs and your response will be 'hmmm any way you could possibly just sizzle it up?'
Your in a restaurant and the waiter puts your plate down and you have to say 'ah jeez this is a bit cold can you sizzle it up please?'
Your in the hair dressers and he blow dries your hair super flat...all you can say is 'mate look i need to add a few inches to my height can you sizzle it up'
A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.
After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.