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The one thing that true sk8rs use to express themselves.
If you are truely a skater then you wont care what people say about you, you just skate because you want to, not to look good or get girls or any other reason than that.
You can usually tell if a person holding a skateboard is
poser or not by looking at the bottom of it.
---true skater's board= slide marks all over the bottom of
it, trucks show major signs of use, and one end of the
board will have a signifigant difference in the bend
because of its use.
---posers board= might show some signs of wear on the
bottom of the board, but the main difference is the
bottom of the tail end-- because it is most commonly
used to stop the board.
That's not what its meant 4- duh!
oh and 1 more thing,
the difference between a poser and a skater
I didn't write this, but it's the truth
Skater 1: Ok I'm gonna try kickfilpin onto the rail then
50-50 down it.
Skater 2: Fuck you have Ballz
Skater 1: *Kickflip grinds half way and bail and graze arm,
Gets up and try again*
(8 tries past)
Skater 1: *kickflip grinds down and rolls away with a
smile* Skateboarding
Poser 1: Hey ladies hows it going??? i'm gonna go do bad
stuff on my skateboard and maybe get arrested
Chick 1: Go on impress us
Poser 1: Ummmmm Errrrr *Scratch Head* Ummmmm *try to ollie
gets the front wheel up and then stright down*
Chick 2: What was that???
Poser 1: I have a sore ankle thats all *Skates away*
(Goes home and plays Tony Hawk) Fagboarding
(BTW I personally have nothing against the Tony Hawk games,
its just that most posers are like, "Yah, I'm a great sk8tr, I can land a kickflip on a video game, but that's the extent of it.")
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skateboarding is a great sport to let ur emotions out...you can be mad sad happy or just wired...you cant get the same feeling like landing that new trick then u can in finding that rare stamp in stamp collecting...you could never get the real sensation of skateboarding unless your a skateboarder...
why arent u skateboarding rather than reading the definition??jokes....maybe its the same reason y im writing one?...
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skateboarding started in the 70's misunderstood by common folk not many people will respect it till they try it. takes a lot of balls and determination i had to write an article to the local news paper because they labelled all skaters in our town annoying and trouble makers yeah right. stereotype
my grandad nailed a 2x4 to some old wheels in the 60's
dude lets go skate, dude i totally did that im stoked.
my favourite skaters are geoff rowley , ali boulala, and andrew renolds i love skateboarding
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An extreme sport that not any pansy can do as some fuck head said a few pages back, a sport that anyone can do however, is bmxing, remember, as a 7 year old your mother would ask you to ride your bmx down to shop to pick up some milk? Every fucking person in the world can ride a stupid bike, compare that to the amount of people who can even stand on a skateboard, let alone ollie up a kurb, LET ALONE KICKFLIP TAILSLIDE!
Any one can launch off a lump of dirt on a bike, cause the bike does all the work, but just ollieing on a skateboard is some pretty complicated physics shit that like less than 10% of the world can do.
Skateboarding is not a free ticket to being a cool rebel with chicks on both sides, it's only the best sport, artform or whatever you wanna call it, in the world.
And not all skaters are punks, most punks that I've seen just use a skateboard for transport but there are some awesome punk skaters out there. The majority of real skaters just dress casual or even gangster. I would never wear tight jeans cause loose clothing is so comfortable, but thats me.
Wow I really wanna go skating now, better wrap this up,
Skate for life!
Skateboarding:
Skater: "Im skating on a previously broken ankle, about to head up to buy a new deck, hopefully my pay came through."
BMXer: "My grazed knee is rubbing against my jeans, I'm gonna sit down for a while, My mum bought me this bike but shes not gonna buy me a new one if this one breaks so it better last."
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the greatest thing ever invented. all skaters are not dilenquents. all skaters do not smoke wee dal dday. skaters i think are the most judged by the world around us. we can barely do our thing without being yelled at by people or getting dirty looks. i hate it when they block off curbs and sh1t. aweeee am i gonna scrath the ground? f that. seriosuly, all you people who hate skateing, why are looking at this and calling it gay? i bet you cant even stand on a board, i mean seriously, i dont bmx and i can bunny hop? wtf. you guys cant do anything about us skaters. if anyone tries to stop us, we will unite and crush all of you. and anyone who thinks skateing is for fame, money, and women, your a poser and you should not be skateing. and all you bmxers suck. you should not make fun of skateing. skaters dont all listen to screamo death metal. skateing is a way of life. we dont hate on yours, so why do you hate on ours? skaters never bothered anyone until tony hawk became popular. the only reason some people know of skateing are those gay tony hawk games. skaters should be aloud to skate anywhere we want. and even if were not we will do it anyone. because we are BRAVE AND DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. which is what everyone else should be like. SKATE OR DIE.
ollie wood pushing kickflip skateboarding
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1)NOT A SPORT
2)The only way into heaven, everything else youve been told is a lie.
That guy doesnt know how to skate therefore he does not know about skateboarding which insinuates he does not exist at all, he is only a faint illusion with-in one's vast immagination.
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An extreme sport performed by extreme people. Takes alot of practice, commitment and quite often temper (especially when your skatepark is filled with children and bikers)
And why do people think skaters are bad people? Is it cause of the sport we love? The clothes we wear? The things we say?
Do they say the same about bmxers? No, and the only difference between us and them is they rest their genitals on a clumsy piece of bent metal with two wheels! Oh yea, and they're annoying cocky assholes who take up too much space in skateparks.
I probably wouldn't have just said that had I not seen what they say about us here.
The point is, Skateboarding is an awesome life long adventure with so many rewards along the way, no matter what rate you progress at.
Roll Forever!
Skateboarding:
Skater 1: "Hey man, oi I just kickflipped the britomart 8 yesterday!"
Skater 2: "Sick! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."
BMXing:
Biker 1: "Hey dude, I just found a lump of dirt yesterday!"
Biker 2: "Rad! You wanna head up there and film it? I might try it too."
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