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When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skillet.
Dude you are being such a Chode Skillet right now.
1. refers to the commonly used slang, simply dissing someone else.
2. refers to anything you use it with
1. god that kid is the biggest poop skillet
2.so, are you gonna poop skillet tonight?
When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
A home skillet is one that you consider a homie. A friend. A fam. Anyone who doesn't trigger you enough to punch them. A decent human being. Sure, lets go with that.
Basically, I would just use this as a placement word if you don't know someone's name. Yeah, just call them "home skillet."
Jimmy: "Yoo!! My home skillet! How is it going?"
Jared: "Shut up, Jimmy."
When you bend your girl over and pee in her butthole.
Hey Karen, come over here so I can give you a tilt skillet!
When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'