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A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.
NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."
Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."
Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
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1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite
2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import
ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him
ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.
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People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.
Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.
Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol
Billy:
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A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.
contrary to staying up a whole night (all-nighter), a night skipper is exactly what it sounds like: skipping a whole night of sleep, staying up for about 40 hours. Ex: Waking up Saturday morning and persisting to go to bed until Sunday night
I just stayed up for a whole 2 day cycle! Guess you could call me a night skipper
Someone who jumps between squads or groups
Ayyyy that bitch is over there now, she's a squad skipper