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to waste time
Slacking off at this time, when there's so much to do? (to slack off)
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Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female
For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."
The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
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1. Not doing very much of anything.
2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.
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A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.
"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"
the actual lyric is:
"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"
Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.
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Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.
My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.
The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.
Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.
Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.
You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"
I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.
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