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Fuck load of dip and a mouth full of tip
“Me and sister were on the tractor when out of nowhere, she rips my pants off and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas!”
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Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.
I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.
A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.
Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.
Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.
Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.
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A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.
"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"
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When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)
When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?
A sexual act between two homosexual men, wherein the penetrative partner ejaculates onto and around the anal opening of the receptive partner following an extended period of vigorous coitus. The penetrative partner then proceeds to grasp the flanks of the receptive partner and squeeze his buttocks together, causing the amassed semen to exude through the narrow gap, whereby it is collected on the head of the penetrative partner's penis and fed to the receptive partner.
When my man is extra hungry, I make sure there's a Sloppy Justin on the menu.
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