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When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock
Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.
When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole
Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken
Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!
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The term "Tuck and smother" refers to the act of hiding a beer or other alcoholic beverage under your shirt/jacket/or other article of clothing and carrying it out of the bar or restaurant you are in, in order to drink it on the walk/drive to home/bar/party etc.
Term originated in the bars of Boston, MA.
Yo lets go to the next bar, I am going to tuck and smother this beer out of here.
Hey, this place sucks lets tuck and smother these drinks and go back to my place.
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A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.
That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.
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to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.
The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.
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When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint
Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.
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A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.
Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.
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