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An obese woman that wears too much makeup.
Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.
When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.
Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.
A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu
Someone who looks like they have make-up on that they haven't taken off in years!!!
Girl1: She has such a Smudge-face!
Girl2: Yeah, I just want to give her a good scrub!!!
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When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina
After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown
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(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
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When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
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