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SMURFING

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you
ok darling

by genghis khan March 17, 2003

164๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.

Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.

Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs

Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten

by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch

Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.

by kaptainkrollio July 10, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area

dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..

lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..

yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?

back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!

by indaybaby February 23, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurfs

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

by scwheppe April 14, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.

My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.

by Luvs2kickit24 April 13, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


to smurf

To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.

Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.

Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.

by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž