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A person that only eats organic and or free range/antibiotic-free/locally grown food. Known to dwell in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago and the North Shore. Frequents Whole Foods, Mariano's and Sunset Foods. They may or may not have the income to sustain this lifestyle.
Theodore: I fancy some asparagus.
Penny: Why don't we ride our Trek bikes to Whole Foods and get some?
Theodore: That sounds swell. Don't forget to bring the reusable potato sack.
Onlooker: F*cking organo snobs
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Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.
Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.
Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.
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a lot of times they are a person who cooks in a restaurant, and doesnt make that much money, but turns their nose up at any convenience foods...likes to make up some fancy sauce to serve over ahi, and likes to name drop famous chefs' names, critical of other people's food choices, thinks he can deem your social class by the temperature of your steak
there's nothing wrong with a microwave meal....i dont know how that guy is such a food snob about it, it's not like he can afford to dine on steak everynight
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someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.
Louis: wow! that was a great touchdown pass...
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob
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n. An elitist pussy eater
"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."
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Someone who insists that the vampire and plot in a film conform to Bram Stoker's Dracula or "Nosferatu".
Sally: Ooooo I just LUV Edward and Twilight and omg I just luv vampires they are so sexy.
Bertram: Edward is a glitter fag, he's not a vampire. Bela Legosi, Klaus Kinski, now those guys are real vampires.
Sally: Bertram, you're a dick. Don't be such a Vampire Snob.
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A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.
My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.