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British/Australian version of Murphys Law. Has been made infamouser by a recent British Gas Advert. Basically, if anything can go wrong, it will, and bad luck reigns the day AFTER the charm is lifted.
****ing sod's law! My toaster blew up the day after my warranty ran out!
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The foul juice produced when two rough and tough partners go to pound town on eachothers ass holes. usually coming in a burst on the second partner.
partner 1 : dude did you make some sod sauce last night?
Partner 2 : Ya dude me and enrique went to town last night.
Partner 1 : OMG i thought that what it was. it smelled so good i drank it!
Partner 2 : ...
The bunghole. The rectum. The anus.
Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
Sods curse stays with someone from when they were born to when they die. Its relation to sods law or (Murphy’s law) depicts to when fate is mocking you. However in sods curse, fate mocks you your whole life making your experience with living incredibly horrible and pathetic. An example is if someone is clumsy by nature to a severe degree as in falling over, misplacing and walking into things resulting in pain. In latence terms you have luck so bad that is doesn't even seem possible to be that unlucky.
My whole life nothing has gone right for me. “oh then you might have Sods curse”
a person who likes to enjoy the browner things in life and generally see's themselves as a hit with the ladies. often wishes they were good looking but have as much intelligence as president bush in a coma.
"Mr Cleveringham, your a complete Sod Bracket"
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The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances
'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her
'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'
'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'
...'DOH!'
oh bugger.
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1. Thinking something could not possibly go wrong and then it does
Man 1 : Titanic could never possibly sink
Man 2 : You think?
5 mins later
People : The Titanic is sinking!
Man 1 : Sod's Law
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