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Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.

Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.

by Chuxk December 29, 2022


somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes February 10, 2018


Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024


Club Somalian

A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.

Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!

by Poshforpresident October 7, 2023


Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus January 11, 2018


Somalian Smoke Detector

When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.

Me and Victor did the Somalian Smoke Detector.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024