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A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.
Nothing more can be said. The place is shit.
When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.
“Oh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!”
In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
South Dakota Pony Ride:
You: SDPR?
Me: Wtf?
You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.
The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.
When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
A state in the US with amazing looks and a Republican state
You going to South Dakota?