South Dakota State University

A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.

Nothing more can be said. The place is shit.

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South Dakota Breath Mint

When a girls pus smells so bad that you have to administer whatever menthol lozenge you have direct to the puss.

“Oh babe that smells much better. That South Dakota Breath Mint really did the trick!”

South Dakota DeWalt Special

In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...

-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"

South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

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Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

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South Dakota

A state in the US with amazing looks and a Republican state

You going to South Dakota?