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No one expects it.
Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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A Spanish girl usually has a lot of rhythm on the dance floor, a beautiful face, and a nice body. Boys, if you have yourself a Spanish girl, you better hold on to her.
me:hey did you see how that spanish girl was dancing?
friend:yeah. she was hot.
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That one teacher who is from spain. Whenever you breath, you get detention.
My Spanish teacher gave me detention for breathing
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when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.
Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???
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The act of making love to a woman on a roof
No way man.... Jambo is doing a Spanish flank up there
bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie
Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.
While some may use the term, to "study spanish" purely as a means to enrich their minds with the language, the other use is to smoke marijuana, also known as Mary Jane, weed, ganja, herbal remedies, herb, pot, spanish, etc. The use of this term usually arises when there are those who are not on friendly terms with their green friend.
Usually when you study, there is a test. This test is NAZI zombies. Spanish and Zombies are synonymous with each other. If you're going to play Zombies, you better have been studying, OR YOU WILL FAIL.
Hey, bro we got our test soon. you wanna study spanish?
Hey guys Mike, Tony and I are gonna branch off and study some spanish. Have fun at the party without us!