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A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.
"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"
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The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.
There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
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A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.
Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.
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When you get naked and do a handstand in the doorway to a closed door. When the unsuspecting victim opens the door all he/she sees is a butthole, and some upside down genitalia.
"Look, Scott took off all his close, he's gonna give Dan the spider. Weird his balls are upside down. Man Scott is so funny all of the time."
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litte black dots with 8 fucking legs and are fucking scary as hell and they can go rot in the fiery flame of hell for all i fucking care.
Jake:spiders are so cool!
Me;NO TF THERE NOT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DO YOU HAVE AN IQ OF FUCKING ZERO YOU DUMBASS BITCH?