A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.
"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"
When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
One who spits on cunt's or a word to make people feel uncomfortable
Don't be a cunt spitter. or Don't spit on my cunt.
When a girl is dipping tobacco and takes a load from a guy then proceeds to spit into a can.
Jessica had her first Kentucky spitter last night and spit it into my Mountain Dew can.
Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.
You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.
Willamina: They are 3rd graders.
Henry: I know.
The hind end of a male or female.
"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"
Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.