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The police, the rozzer, the cops, the force... you get the picture.
"Oh shit, here come the fun spoilers...."
"I was having a great night until the fun spoilers turned up"
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A person who can't wait until an episode of a show airs to find out everything they can about it, and goes looking or asking for "spoilers" about the episode.
"Oh, man, did you see the preview of the 'Smallville' finale?"
"Yeah, I heard Chloe dies in that episode."
"What?!!! No way! Tell me more."
"You're such a spoiler slut."
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Someone is going to die.
43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling
A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.
Spoiler Alert: Someone is going to die.
Rip Cayde-6
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When you refuse to read spoilers or watch new episodes of a show.
I'm a spoiler free Degrassi fan! MARCO AND DYLAN HAVEN'T BROKEN UP YET IN MY WORLD! HAHAHAH!
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Put that icon behind a cut and label it spoilery.
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A statement which is claimed to spoil a film or television show episode, but in reality states something that never even occurs in the film or episode, thus making it not actually the spoiler of anything. Also called a "fake spoiler," "faux spoiler," or a "false spoiler."
Kevin: I'm serious this time, Oscar, don't you dare spoil "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!
Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**
When you're 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.
Bobe: I'm so close to finishing the book
Jim: Are you at the part where the doge dies?
Bobe: Thanks for the last page spoiler, fuck you Jim.
The school of thought surrounding a cultures treatment of spoilers in the media. Most cultures accept it is necessary now to warn people in recent media that an article or review of something *may contain spoilers*
The case of Spoilerism is one in particular that deals with an undeclared cut off date at which people can freely discuss an 'older media'. For example after something has reached the point at which it is on DVD and available at all local libraries.
The sentiment of the more radical... Spoilerism, or Survival of the Spoilerist - wherein, "if you have not after this grace period managed to watch said spoiled media, you dont get to whine about something being spoiled by office conversation or public discussion, as logic follows any such media of such importance would have already warranted viewing. Considerations made for POW's, members of cults, liberated mennonites, etc.. "
The more conservative spoilerist is angered by this, and considers the entire act one of terrorism, in which the show or movie is now ruined essentially and not worth watching at all now. Particularly common among enraged fanboys etc.
Most people can distinguish between the easy non-spoiler such as Titanic or Snakes on a Plane. But even in this case the spoiler sensitive may take offense.
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