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the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.
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A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.
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When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.
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Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!
A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
With a romantic relationship, you get to know your partner a lot more intimately and it shows a sweet side too. Through the romantics, i think your partner would feel a lot more of the love and definitely more heartwarming.
With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.
Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.
GIRL: "I have a spontaneously romantic relationship with my boyfriend, neither of us are afraid to express how we feel in the most dramatic way possible. It never gets boring with us."
BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."
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