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A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
A way of saying October. Despite seeming unnecessary, the term Spooky Month is used much more often than just October.
it's spooky month
A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.
Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!
The Spectral Sentry that spoops people in Deker's new spoopy dungeon.
How many spooky bois is too much?
lel xd spooky boi behind u
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A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
When you get your dick sucked so good it disappears.
Jenny sucked Shane off so good she gave him spooky dick!
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That good pussy that one gets on Halloween.
Derek: “Yo Chris what did you do on Halloween?”
Chris: “I got that Spooky Pudding last night!”