A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!
An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.
Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.
Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.
Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.
Bro I did the squatch position last night
One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.
"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"
The new word for cunt.
That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!