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The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.
I didn't know Dave had a kid. Yeah man, that ho Felicia trapped him using the Siberian Squeegee.
The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!
Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
The term used to refer to a Process Improvement Ops/Operations person or persons, being sophosticated or outstanding as gentlemanly/scholarly individuals.
When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .
Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!
adj. something that is of the squeeze variety
Damn you look pretty squeegee today girl.