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1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.
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a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".
Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.
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'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'
Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?
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A Queen in a deck of cards.
"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"
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Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.
That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!
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Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.
Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.
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When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.
I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead