The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.

Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.