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1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:
1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.
2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.
3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.
4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.
5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
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The period of ugliness during the teenage years due to features (e.g. nose or ears) growing at a different rate to the rest of the face. Subject possesses an excess of puppy fat, frequently wearing braces. Has not yet figured out clothing/make-up/identity.
That photo is so embarrassing, I was right in the middle of my freak stage.
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Those underapreciated people in black who work in the shadows during a show, and take care of everything the actors cant; lighting, sound, design, sets. Usually very strange people who crawl onto the catwalk and write poetry when feeling especially lonely.
Janitor: (while fixing something backstage) uh oh, i dont understand this, i better get a stage crew kid.
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A bong rip that uses more than one breath in order to achieve the highest levels of THC possible.
In essence, the smoker takes his/her first rip and instead of clearing the rip, he/she exhales through the nose, takes a small breath in through the nose, and continues milking their rip to be cleared later.
Tameem always takes a staged rip when he's trying to get moked. Bingers over everything.
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A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness
"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."
The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.
"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"
"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."
A “Ben stage” is liking a guy called Ben who destroys your mental state and future relationships. Most girls describe Ben as an utter twat.
The Ben stage became popular on TikTok and survivors are telling their stories online.
“Why do you hate life?”
-I went through a Ben stage