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staten island

fake ass "borough" of nyc. the only "borough" without subways. kids from there think the north shore is the worst ghetto out there...even though there's like 2 project buildings on the whole island...there's barely any tough areas in staten island except for maybe parts of stapleton and st. george...which wouldn't equal a fraction of whats bad in jersey. pretty-boy greaseballs try to act black and drive daddy's mercedes around and they're all apparently from the mafia...go figure. they talk shit bout jersey when they finally move there cuz they think its one big farm..and thats only cuz they stay in the mansion they moved into in marlboro or colts neck or one of those towns..yet catch em in a bad area of jersey and they get sent back over the outer bridge in a body bag

Staten island guido: yo bro, you from jersey bro, you got tractors where you live bro?
me: yea we got tractors...but i guess you're just mad cuz you're "boro" has no trains and will always be known as brooklyn's little bitch brother

by you know who it is...you know wut it is September 8, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


staten island

5th borough where im from. The North Shore is made up of neighborhoods composed of either minorities (St. George) or crazy rich white people (todt hill dongan hills) and is mostly wack. The south shore where im from is mostly guido-ass italian people like me most of whom buy every 50 cent cd but piss their pants at the sight of an actual black person, and aspire to be eminem. The girls down here are mostly hot, hotter than north shore girls or girls from any other boro.

Staten Island is cool from Eltingvile down, every where else you find ugly girls and gay kids

by nesh March 6, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Staten Island

1.A dump in nyc made up of ghetto neigborhoods and crapy beaches.
2. A place were people towk like this
3. A place with few nice neigborhoods like Middlin Beach

My cuzin celine lives in staten island. don't worry, nobody will get her because she lives in middlin beach

by Nick Staner January 6, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Staten Island

the forgotten borough of new york. all of the wiggers seem to just cuddle up over here. the mall isnt as cool as most staten islanders make it seem and ralph's ices isnt that great either. every teenager here is fake as shit. they're either a wannabe metalhead goth that wears tripp pants or a fucking white ~*~ghetto fabulous~*~ fucker.
whatever you do man, do not move to staten island. unless you're like 60 years old. after that no one really cares about you anymore.

yeah well i dont have an example so KUH UH STATEN ISLAND

by veruka salting August 12, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Staten Island

the weirdest place in the world.
forgotten borough; should be part of nj
its divided into two parts: North Shore and South Shore;

one train that goes only to the ferry from tville:/
one mall; where all the guidos hang out
the "atrium" is apparently the coolest place ever
pot heads rule the island
the italians here are a discrace to the real ones.
the girls are wananbe whores and the guys think theyre cool if they get action by 13
no night life what so ever.
not suburbian and not a city.
former dump
nice place to live, right?
of course its not all bad... staten island is just 90% stereotypical.
u will find people who actually have a brain... but dont get ur hopes up... ur considered a loser if u have an average over 80.
bad place to live unless u have a car
frustrates the hell outta me.
AHH!!!!

guy:hey where u from man?
other guy:staten island.
guy:you mustve fucked up bad to end up in a shithole like that.
other guy: don't rub it in.

by sttnislndr365017221 June 21, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


staten island

Manhattan's asshole

People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains

by Mr. LS July 11, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Staten Island

Staten Island, often never heard of by most people living in New York; the "forgotten borough." It's a pretty, nice, and quiet area to live in. The most greenest borough out of all five boroughs. It's filled with filthy rich people with spoiled kids.

Staten Island people are filthy rich.

by AngelicAngel April 16, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž