steaming

HORNY AS FUCK READY TO RELEASE SOME SWIMMERS

Woke up feeling 'steaming', so text a bird to come round

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steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

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steaming

when a large group of youths enter a store en masse and engage in shoplifting (British usage)

A bunch o' pikeys was steaming at the shop on the corner.

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Steams

Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.

"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*

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Steaming

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit in a warm bathroom

Craig: Damn! What's that smell?
Jon: Someone must be steaming

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steam

when water evaporates after reaching over 100 degree's celcius

holy shit, that water just evaporated at 100 degree's! thats some steamy shit

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Steamed

Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:

Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.