When you are giving oral sex and the receiver farts on your chin.
Hey girl did he go down on you last night? Ya I even gave him a chin steamer!
The people trying to catch terrorists i.e. the bad Bin Ladens and Al-Qaeda.
1)We ain't nuthin' but a bunch-a steamers.
2)Fuck goin' to war, let the steamers do it.
Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.
When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.
Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.
Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer
When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered
Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.
Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.
When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.
Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!