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when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.
“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”
120👍 11👎
When you are giving oral sex and the receiver farts on your chin.
Hey girl did he go down on you last night? Ya I even gave him a chin steamer!
Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.
When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.
Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.
Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer
When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered
Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.
Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.
52👍 5👎
When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.
Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!