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When the gay priest resets the universe.
And star finger doesn't work
Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"
*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*
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After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.
Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos
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In multiplayer melee combat oriented video games the "Tennessee Two-Step" is a basic tactic used to out maneuver your opponent.
"Just give the zombies the ol' Tennessee Two-Step with an axe."
"The German soldier just pulled out his bayonet and gave me the Tennessee Two-Step"
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Hardcore two-step
slang word for sex
also a song by screamo band, I set my friends on fire.
eg. "Hey honey, are you ready for a little hxc two-step?"
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When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
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The act of dancing on a fat man's stomach, while releasing a large bout of explosive diahrrea. Then proceeding to cum on his diahrrea covered belly.
Thomas: Hey Connor, how about we go do the old Turkish Two Step
Connor: Alright, let me go on your belly this time though, it is unfair how you always get to go on my belly.
Thomas: Fuck man, alright. Get extra strength laxative this time.
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When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot
Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had
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