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I Was playing GTA and I Tony Stewart -ed a whole crowd of people
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When your wife / girlfriend ankles are beside her ears. You stradle her legs, with your Ass in her face, and begin to pound her then she proceeds to put 2 fingers, three knuckles deep up your ass. (With any luck your kids won't walk in.)
After A hard days work, my buddy loves getting a "Dirty Stewart"
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A verb; 1. To accidentally hit a person with a vehicle causing death. 2. A form of vehicular homicide.
"HOLY COW! You almost Tony Stewart-ed that dude"
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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
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A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.
Also a frequent pot smoker.
"Hey, did you see Twilight?"
"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."
"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."
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Firece NASCAR Nextal Cup drvier. Drives the number 20 Home Depot Chevolet. 2002 NASCAR Champion. Greg Zippadelli Crew Cheif, Teammate, Bobby Labonte for Joe Gibbs Racing.
" And Tony Stewart wins the Pepsi 500 at The Daytona Speedway. His first win at this historical track.."
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This applies to anyone who gets run over by a car, whether driven by NASCAR champion Tony Stewart or not.
Wow, did you see that chick just get stewart steamrolled?
He was a really great guy. What happened? He was fixing a tire on the shoulder of the road and got stewart steamrolled. Poor bastard.
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