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A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual
This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me
After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".
A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".
Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
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A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.
Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!
To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.
"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"
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An extra stitch when closing the vagina's wounds (after giving birth). Makes it tighter.
I asked the doc to put in a love stitch so things would tighten up down there.
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