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(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.
We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.
—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit
verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.
Being completely wasted.
Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.
To get a boner when excited by fat girls
"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"
"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"
(noun)
Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.
"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"
A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.
Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!