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Some gangstas do suffer from hood stress. It means that these gangstas do their very best to be real gangstas and when they're always trying to show that they are gangstas, the consequences are: burn out, stress, etc...
Hey fella, relax! Put your gun down! Do you have some hood stress?
a word that you can use when there is nothing else to say and there is really no stress at all.
so...how ar u...(akwardness) STRESS!!!
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The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
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n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
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Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.
After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.
When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.
"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."