Random
Source Code
Random
The phrase used for a bad dealer. They can be trying to sell you anything but they have to be bad at doing so. Being late, mean and sorting a bad deal.
"Yo, you got the puks?"
"yea il be there in 5 mins"
...
5 hours later
...
"where are you?"
"yo im round the corner il be there in 2"
...
2 hours later
...
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
"yo im nearly there"
"nah, it dosn't matter, your the biggest cheeky sue"
14👍 2👎
A lunch lady that works in the College-in-the-Woods dining hall of Binghamton University. She is often seen sitting at the cash register with her right arm behind her back, rocking, and mumbling to herself (this is just speculation but she may be a witch and her mumbling may be her cursing you) and yelling at the students.
"Dude I just saw this lunch lady pick her scabs off her arm!"
other guy: "Oh, that must be Sodexo Sue."
13👍 2👎
A joke that isn't funny.... AT ALL!
Nomatter how hard you try to laugh.
Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2: ....
Person 1: "Because it's a chicken"
Person 2: ..."That's vin sue"
48👍 14👎
v. 1: To have sexual relations with a close friend's mother.
v. 2: To bang a good friend's hot MILF of a mom.
I pulled a Sue Doug on Joe's mom last night! Patty is a firecracker!
34👍 9👎
From the Les Miserables fandom
An uncharacteristically beautiful, smart, and totally sane version of Eponine from Victor Hugo's 'Les Miserables' in fanfiction. Wins over either Marius or Enjolras, because who'd want that bitch Cosette anyways? Annoying beyond belief Mary-Sue.
The phrase 'omg!!!1!1!! i luv eponine. i can so realate 2 her!!!11! marius/eponine 4eva!!11!' is often used by witers of bad Eppie-Sue fics.
28👍 8👎
a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!
Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}
8👍 1👎
Is a girl that everyone is drawn to and wants but is already taken. She is sexy, has a great smile and a nice rack. She is kind, beautiful, compassionate, adventurous, reckless and loves to laugh. She is fantastic in bed. A Melissa Sue loves to travel, seek new experiences and is fun to be around.
Guy 1: she’s amazing
Guy 2: why don’t you go for her?
Guy 1: she’s a Melissa Sue