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Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

31πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jesus suffering fuck

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.

Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!

by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005

53πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


End my suffering

Yes

Someone end my suffering

by hiom November 23, 2019

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Suffer in your Undies

Used when somebody is whinging about something and you dont care about it and just want to shut them up

Nick: Emily, my pen isnt working!
Emily: Oh Suffer in your Undies

by Charly09 December 14, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


suffer server 3

Suffer server 3 is a discord server where people suffer (biologically) (chronocally)

suffer server 3 is so sufferous biologically bro

by deuteranopia April 6, 2022


Server Suffer 3

A huge epic community and Unfunny People
You will definitely suffer. - Jan

yo , you should join the server suffer 3 server from maydnayt
fr??
yea fr

by J4n8726 July 16, 2022


Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.

1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"

by Suzanne38 August 19, 2008

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž