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Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment
I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later
I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl
Another meaning of pooping.
The Browns is the poop and the Super Bowl is the toilet.
I'm dropping the Browns to the super bowl.
Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.
Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"
Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."
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When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.
Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."
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The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.
You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.
Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.
I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
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