Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

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Chinatown Suzy

A Cocktail including 3 Ingredients;

1/3 of glass Red Bull
Remainder of glass Champagne / Proseco / Cava
1 part Amaretto

In a highball glass:
Cracked ice goes in first. Put in the Amaretto. Put in the red bull up to 1/3 of the glass full. Top up with champagne.

2. Also a Fashionista Assassin Ninja who gains strength from this cocktail

3. A pair of High-Heels with a Blue-Stripe Bottom

That's a Chinatown Suzy

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Suzy finger

Military lingo for your middle finger on your dominant hand that you use to fingerbang your girlfriend.

My suzy finger still smells from last night.

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Suzi Q

The girl friend, wife or others left behind when troops are in the service of their country. Coined around the Viet Nam era.

I left Suzi Q to go to boot camp and hope Jodi dont get her.

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crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

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suzy creamcheese

From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.

There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.

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