swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

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swan

and adjective that can describe one who excels in gaming

man ceLtic is so swan in quake3

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swanning

The act of eating ones grenade, resulting in serious injury, or death.

sonso ate swan's grenade

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Ms. Swan

A character played by Alex Borstein on the earlyer seasons of MadTV. Her full name is
Bunny Swan and is more commonly known as "Ms. Swan," Ms. Swan was born on November 25, 1966. She is 5' 2" and weighs 145 lbs. Ms. Swan works as a manicurist at the Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Nail Salon which she mispronounces as "Goji Pitty Booty Nay Salon". Ms. Swan is from somewhere in Asia. Frequently in the sketches, people usually ask her questions but she never gives a solid answer. She usually states, "Okay, I'll tell you everything" which she pronounces like "okay, i tell you evrytin" and "he look-a like-a man,". Ms. Swan also commonly purses her lips, saying "tanks to you,"

Person 1: What did the burgler look like.

Ms. Swan: Ok I tell you evrytin!

Person 1: Ok tell me then...

Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.

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swan song

Derived from the legend that a swan is mute until moments before death during which it sings a beautiful song, a swan song is an action ending something epic.

After the concert, they said they would never perform together again. That concert was their swan song.

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Swan Queen

The ship from the TV show Once Upon a Time involving the characters Emma Swan and Regina Mills (The Evil Queen)

'I ship Swan Queen'
'Why?'
'I don't have time to explain, but to summarise - son, clothes, parallels, no pants, subtext, perfect love story...ect.'

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Miss Swan

I tell a you...
I tell a you...

He look..
He look-a-like a...

He look-a-Like a MAN.

Miss swan:Just a wittle bit off bacon..

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